Trash. Nuff said.

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

The scary holes have started oil fracking

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

"kill them with kindness!" wrong. gum gum gatling 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane