if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

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a fruit like a softened scythe shot its flavour into my mouth

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

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having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.