Brim

[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

yeah sorry would you mind clearing the whole terminal for us my plane's reactive he will lunge across the taxiway if he sees another jet

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

i look normal but on the inside i'm actually heavily water eroded and am at a high risk of sinkhole formation. probably shouldn't build anything here.

see i would like to be ground up and used as fertilizer. not right now but yeah, someday

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

hey we met earlier in the parking lot, I was the one keying everybody’s cars and I just want to say that you should check your passenger side door. yeah man it looks fucked, like someone keyed it or something

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling