for anyone wondering, yes there are two different ways to read this meme

i miss her so much i think about her every single day (the local library)

To all the 13 year olds out there being viciously mocked online by other 13 year olds for being into stuff I've never heard of, hang in there, one day you'll be like 30 and be like "what on earth are all these 13 year olds viciously mocking each other online about, I've literally never heard of that" and yes it IS as great as it sounds

If you're like "Pip did you make this post bc you heard the world 'hydroflask" for the very first time on this day and it made you feel like you were living in star trek, but like, the bad version, like the one that turns into mirrorverse?" the answer is yes

Someone invites me to give an It Gets Better speech. I tap the mic and then whisper "one day you will have to google Absolutely Everything that teenagers hate each other about"

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS

BROCCOLI GOBLIN