lets go girls

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Noones going to believe me but cocteau twins stole alot of ideas from my uncle

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on

Dating as a Male Toon is very difficult if you are not attracted to yourself but with large Eyelashes