TIK TOK SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. 3 ;
50 starters. CW: alcohol, cussing, sexual themes. Some starters are just random quotes from Tik Tok creators, some starters are from Tik Tok trends that have popped up over the past year or so. The original sources of these trends are from various memes, shows, songs, and other popular media. Feel free to change words and pronouns as needed!
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โGuess whoโs terrible at processing emotions? This guy!โ
โIf I have to gain any more character development in 2022, I think it will be the start of my villain origin story.โ
โDid you get enough love, my little dove? Why do you cry?โ
โWhat happened to us? We used to be best friends.โ
โIโm so tired of shonen. Please release yourself from the shackles of shonen anime.โ
โHonestly? Weโre about to get colonized by aliens, so what can we do? Count your days. Count your fucking days, human beings,ย โcause as soon as the aliens drop, Iโm gonna be an alienโs whore. I have no loyalty to the human race.โ
โI wish that I never met you. Everything else is horrible by comparison.โ
โI know my girlfriend is a witch.โ
โItโs gross stuff, but it tastes good when you put it all together.โ
โIs it me? Am I the drama?โ
โDear God, why is it so thick?โ
โย โSpuddleโ is a seventeenth century word that means to feel extremely busy while achieving absolutely nothing.โ
โThis relationship isnโt healthyโฆ I think we need to go on a steady diet.โ
โLike, Iโve never wanted to be thrown across a room before, butโฆ I feel things right now that Iโve never felt before.โ
โBeans on toast does not look attractive. You know what? Letโs look up some beans on toast.โ
โI have alcohol. I donโt have feelings.โ
โYโall wanna be edgy so bad.โ
โAll my life, I had to fight with no ass.โ
โThe Lord knows our hearts, okay? If the Lord didnโt want me to play, he shouldnโt have made me foolish. The Lord knew what they were doing when they made me. Shit! How the Lord gonna make me a fool and then donโt want me to play around? Like, make it make sense. It donโt.โ
โThis is great. Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built.โ
โAre you falling in love? I have a feeling you are.โ
โI know something you donโt. I know something you will never know.โ
โItโs been a while since weโve talked, but I missed you, you idiot.โ
โThe eyeliner might be poppinโ, but the mental health be droppinโ.โ
โAnything that happens to you past midnight is between you and your god.โ
โYou know itโs not the same as it was.โ
โDo you think youโre better off alone?โ
โIf I only could, Iโd make a deal with God, and Iโd get him to swap our places.โ
โDream when youโre feelinโ blue.โ
โI donโt make my Sims woohoo. They be fuckinโ.โ
โI was gonna say something, but I said I was gonna be nice today.โ
โWhy donโt we go somewhere only we know?โ
โWhen I was thirteen, me and my best friend had imaginary anime boyfriends.โ
โI miss how Halloween used to be.โ
โHeโs my best friend, heโs my pal, heโs my homeboy, my rotten soldier. Heโs my sweet cheese. My good time boy.โ
โ_____, wake up! I donโt like this!โ
โIf you wanna stop me, youโre gonna have to fuckinโ kill me!โ
โOkay, but thatโs not the point.โ
โOpen up the door. I only wanna play a little more.โ
โDonโt you ever be wasting your good energy.โ
โWhatโs it like being ugly and sad?โ
โAnd nothing can go wrongโฆ OH, NOO! IT ALL WENT WRONG!โ
โMy money donโt jingle, jingle. It folds.โ
โStop calling, stop calling, I donโt wanna think anymore.โ
โIs your middle name cheddar cheese?ย โCause youโre looking extra sharp today.โ
โThe CDC just called and they told me your smile is super contagious.โ
โThatโs suspiciousโฆ Thatโs weird.โ
โI do not have time for this! I donโt have time for you!โ
โWho the hellโs still an Elvis stan in the year of 2022? Go to therapy. Get help.โ
โThatโs so cute! Are you shitting me? Capitalism really popped off today.โ
