Wall Quotes

Well the balls are...opposable

"so you're saying that Jewish Abe Lincoln would still be a vampire hunter."

"but you have to drink it from a cup, so you'll have to milk your friend."

"hey, you can't speak I'll of the dead if they aren't even born yet!"

The correct slur here would be 'plastic'

Baby, hurry and grow up so I can take your skin!

Oh I *idiot proofed* Hell.

I'm killing myself for science!

Can I kill myself while holding it?

"I used my mouth, not my nipples!"

I wish someone would grab me by the pubic bone.

OH GOD I'M DRUNK

Excuse me did you just say the fuck word??

I wish your feet were part of the schlorp

Welcome to roto hell. You don't have to stay here, but you're not allowed to leave!