We Are Made of Star-Stuff

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

world heritage post

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If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face

i love you guillermo del totoro

“my moms a milf” you don’t know how acronyms work