Just A Random Fangirl

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

just thought about mpp and stacey for too long and started crying

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

My sister asking me things like “oh what are the new team names” and “when is the game you’re going to take me to next season” like hahahaha haha good question no one knows. Not a soul out there knows a name or a schedule or what’s going on and when and if there’s gonna be conferences or if it’s still a 4 team playoffs or who’s playing what. We’re flying by the seat of our pants here in pdub land

Wedding planner Ozzy vs wedding saboteur Roque will embark on a loony-tunes-esque battle to protect and disrupt the clourbonais wedding and I envy everyone that will get a front row seat to the antics.

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

Seeing a random insane post from a KK fangirl calling Daryl Watts busted. Like, I get it. Your brain has been liquified by fandom and the need to have the most outlandish takes possible. But y'all clearly on some primo shit if you think the #3 all-time point scorer in the PWHL is busted.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

clarky and jaime engaged.. offseason lesbian engagement hattrick .... i love women's hockey <3