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what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

they got married btw

my couchsona

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

my birthday is in soon. it's gonna be may 5th. I have a headache though ☹️. I'm going to have an early birthday present. 🎁three ibuprofen🎁

i just love how most of phil's friends growing up were girls and his favorite celebrities have always been women and he never allowed anyone to mock his mostly female audience and he doesn't play into the tendency for gay men to show disgust for women's bodies etc etc phil was always destined to queen out

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

can you give me the coordinates