Aomine momoi

And so the world wanted all of his friends to find out about it within one week, on the training camp.

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Akashi found out when at 4:50am he walked in on Aomine eating his pre-breakfast. He just swallowed his sandwich and said: "Want some?", while Akashi rechecked the clock over and over.

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Midorima found out when Aomine tries to sneak back into the room and wasn't so silent about doing so. He observed his teammate for the next few days, until one day, Aomine wasn't so silent about waking up. Midorima had never been more confused.

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Kise found out when he had cleaned the dishes in the evening, but found some plates in the sink in the morning, then got yelled at for not cleaning. It took him a lot of explaining ad Akashi backing him up in is statement before the coach believed him.

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Murasakibara found out when he got hungry in the middle of the night and went to eat some snacks. Aomine casually passed him in the corridor and said "Goodnight" and poor Atsushi thought he saw a ghost wishing him death.

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Kuroko found out when he was enjoying his morning tea in the kitchen and Aomine tried sneaking in. Kuroko only watched with amusement before Aomine spotted him and screamed in fear.

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Momoi knew. She just knew.

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Kagami found out later. He couldn't sleep before a match so he went to shoot some hoops. Aomine just casually ran next to the court while Kagami had to triple look. He had to pinch himself to make sure he was awake.

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Bonus:

OP

This turned out much longer than I expected. Rated T for a dream sequence.

She would be worried and would try to stop it. Aomine would probably just stop if she says so.

If Momoi got hurt, Aomine would first beat up the guy until he’s too scared to try fighting back and then he would take care of her.

She would be worried and would try to stop it. Aomine would probably just stop if she says so.

If Momoi got hurt, Aomine would first beat up the guy until he’s too scared to try fighting back and then he would take care of her.

This turned out much longer than I expected. Rated T for a dream sequence.

no problem, bby <3

“Hank? I think we need to talk.”

“Shit, Connor. Are you breaking up with me?”

“What? I don’t see how I can ‘break up with you’ if-”

“That was a joke, Connor.”

“Oh. Okay. Anyway, can I have some advice? I feel like there’s been an error in my programming.”

“There are literally hundreds of androids who do this for a living and you come to me for help?”

“… It sounded right at the time. It’s not exactly an error, per se. I believe it could be problems due to my recent deviancy.”

“So, like… feelings? You want to talk to me about your feelings?”

“Yes.”

“… what a day. Alright, Connor. Go ahead. Let me be your shrink.”

“Well… It all started when I met Markus.”

“The deviant leader? The guy we hunted down? The guy you literally would’ve shot in the forehead?”

“Correct.”

“Oh. Okay. Continue.”

“So I started talking to him more. He’s just so… enticing? Charming? Eloquent? I don’t know anymore, Hank.”

“Okay…?”

“And when he talks, I never listen. I just like hearing what he sounds like. He’s really nice, too! He trusts me and asks me how I am. Markus is… he’s so perfect and I simply can’t function around him. I need help.”

Connor buried his face in his hands and sunk into the sofa next to the lieutenant with a deep sigh.

“Oh, Jesus. You might as well tell me how he’s ‘the light of your life’ or ‘the fire of your loins’.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean you have a crush on him, Connor.”

“A what?”

“A crush.”

“I searched what that means. Believe me, Hank, pulverizing Markus inwards by forcefully compressing him is the last thing on my agenda.”

“Not that kind of crush, you idiot. Like the ‘I like him so much and I wanna have his babies!’ kind of crush.”

“I don’t think it is physically possible for me to have his babies yet.”

“Okay, that ‘yet’ you added there really creeps me out.”

“Regardless, do you really think that I have a crush on him?”

“Connor, I know you have a crush on him.”

“What do I do now, then? Apparently, Cyberlife chose not to add ‘coping with having a crush on the deviant leader’ to my skill set.”

Hank awkwardly patted the despairing android’s back.

“Well, why don’t you tell him?”

“And risk losing whatever sort of companionship we have now? I think not!”

“Well, the fuck do you expect me to do? Paint your nails and talk about how beautifully sculpted his jawline is?”

“Actually-”

“No, Connor.”

“But you painted my nails last week!”

“You were finding yourself, okay?! I just wanted to help. Get off my dick, you fucking android.”

“Sorry, Hank…”

“Alright, alright. Whatever. So… what are you two exactly? Friends, partners…?”

“I’m not too sure.”

“This is gunna take a while. Do you guys hang out or something? Maybe you should start there.”

“Well, I do suck his penis every Wednesdays. Does that count as anything?”

“Yes- wait. WHAT THE FUCK, CONNOR?”

“H-Hank?”

“Fuck. You. I didn’t need to know that.”

“But you said-”

“I know what I said! I just… does he at least take you out for dinner?”

“Yes! We like trying new foods for androids as often as we can.”

“Like, alone? Just the two of you?”

“Yes. We go out together on the regular. Does that mean anything?”

“Connor, I hate to break it to you, but you and Markus are dating.”

Aomine doesn’t want to practice anymore and claims that he’s tired, but don’t worry, Riko is here to solve that! Lots of Aomine screaming in agony.

bro wanted Aomine so bad he had to make him a woman in another universe

…and her name is Mai, like Horikita Mai? bro make it less obvious xD

she has something in common with Momoi too i guess. you like boobs we get it, Fujimaki