theatre productions about teenagers be like: *puts 30 year old man in a hoodie*
then on the other hand you’ve got college theater
*puts a 19-year-old in a sweater vest* BEHOLD, A DAD
Theatre magic!
Then you got vine
*puts object on head* IT’S A MOTHER
high schoolers: man i hope i look older than I am
professional theatre: I, A FULLY GROWN ADULT WOMAN, AM A SEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD NAMED CRAPHOLE WHO EATS GRASS

















