*spends 1 hour studying this to gain advantage on all checks to harm scandinavians for the next 3 days*

stop asking me if Dune is good

I eat pineapples and olives on my pizzas and make my hot cocoa with water... my opinion is not worth listening to

Organized crime is not culturally exclusive to.... you know what im gonna take some xanax

the italian mafia must be doing great with absolutely no rivals in organized crime

you can’t claim to be a jewish or muslim ally while also saying shit like “all organized religion is evil” or “only vapid idiots believe in god”

i am in the mood to hold someone i love tonight

bro if you get any closer with those unchecked vibes i’m gonna have no choice but to parry