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gemma chan in her golden globes dress? stunning. gorgeous. knockout. beautiful on a whole other plane both her and the dress
A GOWN WITH SHORTS, POCKETS, AND A TRAIN? THAT SHADE OF BLUE? THE OPEN BACK? ICONIC

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the curse of the Toy Story generation
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At the end of character creation, have every player roll a d100 for âplot reasonsâ. When the game begins, reveal that the result is how many miles in the air the characters start the campaign at.
I have been informed that the edge of space is 50-62 miles off the ground, depending on which measurement you use. In light of this new information, I will not be amending the post in any way.
I havent had hot cocoa in YEARS
Well itâs probably cold now

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i have to do all the work around here
I donât know why but I was picturing this:
He had to fight his way to the top
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures havenât loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because itâs a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke
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so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or youâll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesnât count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesnât count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it youâd just be condemned to the occasional day âBRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.â
âyou wanna come over for the weekend?â
âoh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it againâ its a long storyâ
âyou what nowâ
i can hardly believe this isnât already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISNâT this an Oglaf comic yet?
Iâm so happy that iâm not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
Iâm not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. âedible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.â
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that theyâre all aboutâŚrules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
âIâll do you this favor, but if you donât guess my name youâll have to give me your first-born child.â
âYouâre gonna be real good at everything but when youâre 16 youâre gonna prick your finger and die.â
âYou loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now hereâs a literal pile of gold and shit.â
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central âif you eat food from fairyland youâre stuck thereâ stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food â all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, youâre accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies donât seem capable of pulling a âHaha, we had an agreement but youâre fucked anyways!â maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to help you leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy youâre doing them a favor! They owe you.
AndâŚtheyâre a fairy, so if you didnât agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way thatâs ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesnât seem like theyâd be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like âThanks, youâre really good at this buuuuuuut also youâre stuck here forever now.â
Instead, what seems more likely isâŚI dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral theyâve had in years.Â
Or they feel obligated to show up at your house a couple days a year. So, like
âyou wanna come over for the weekend?â
âoh man Iâm so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now he always comes by over memorial day weekend and helps me out with minor home repairs.â
âyou what nowâ
This is my favorite act of intellectual bugfuckery on this entire website, when I die I want someone to print this out and place it in my grave with me so I can cherish it forever.
well actuallyâŚ..
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