“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

#He's a semi immortal teenager who looks like a serene adult leave him alone (don't)#Was given baby's first leaving the forest task and it was deliver this note and then decided to go full questing#Has no basis for comparison and also thinks its funny#Legolas I love you#lotr

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

what do you mean my childhood affected me

girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'

We waited 10 years for El being told to fucking commit suicide and Will slow burn rejection and Mike nothingburger character canon. Oh brother fuck off