Juan

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

Happy Pride Month

Ten years later, this bit still slaps. They made a great pun and realized they could be nice/inclusive with it too.

agent 47 disguising himself as a fat little german boy with a lollipop wearing a propeller beanie

47, your target is William Wonka

47. This next mission is a bit unorthodox. Your target is William Wonka, age unknown. Wonka is a widely known candy manufacturer, and just so happens to control 83% of the global chocolate trade, which as you may have guessed, is undesirable for our client. Intel on the target is relatively slim, however… Wonka has been secluded in his factory for decades—nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out. However, two weeks ago, he has placed five golden tickets inside randomly selected candy bars which will grant the holder access to a free tour of the mysterious factory… and access to Wonka himself. I hope you have a sweet tooth, 47, because you’ve got a golden ticket.

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

You get my vision completely

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.