just a creacher

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power

melting down the only 24 karat gold labubu in the world to afford another swarovski shrek

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor