banane

"historians will call them friends" buddy you're looking at this because of historians

"do your own research" good luck with paleographic analysis of the sources then

i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

people will go onnn about how a man’s flaws makes him so nuanced and interesting and then act genuinely confused when u feel the same way about a woman…

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

If it's a red flag for men to get into WWII history, then for women it would be... (suddenly remembers that women should be encouraged to be more curious about history, and that women actually dominate history majors but because they're constantly spoken over by men, their contributions to the study of history are often overlooked and looked down upon.)