PARTY POISON IS ALIVE #CANON

got peer pressured into confessing who i had a crush on with said crush sitting directly next to me today #IMSOFUCKINGSCARED

hes like Actively Texting me imsofuckingscared help me

getting fixated on a smaller band and having to make a musixmatch account just to fix the lyrics or even ADD some cause there's just.. not any there

update: i am now a musixmatch graduate

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

oh hell yeah even better

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

Thank you for reminding me of my privilege, by helping me remember that as an allo person I never lost my keys.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

sometimes rpf is the highest form of flattery and sometimes rpf is atonement for their crimes

and the other thing about rpf is that it's like sure maybe their inner worlds are not as rich as we're making them out to be and they're not fucking with their eyes every time they look at each other. but you can't deny that sometimes those celebrities are acting exactly like You would act when you really really want to be friends with someone or you have a debilitating crush and you desperately need to be close to them. and that is beautiful. the human experience truly is universal

"make a [character here]sona!!! it'd be fun!!!!" hey so actually i AM them, their whole appearance and everything is just me there's nothing to change

rpf isn’t enough i need a sex tape

(remembers that the magic lies within mine and my friends’ imaginations) I have no need of material objects

(remembers one sexual encounter does not define the entire sexual dynamic of a relationship) i need several dozen sex tapes

happy pride month to all of queens of the stone age