Pretty Much Dead

it makes sense since, from what i’m aware, everybody wants to be a cat, because, apparently, a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

What a power move

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im reblogging this again, because it describes @steamwright-extraordinaire and me so damned much.

@vwhatarehorns - … Is that why our freezer is full of these equestrianble “chicken nuggets”?

babe, the kids like to eat them, too. and sollux.

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@vwhatarehorns - Ah… I… Mare or less wasn’t being literal…

i knowv. i vwas being playful.

Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

babe, im going to go out to home depot, and buy as many bricks as our horribly parental looking minivwan can carry. immediately.

@vwhatarehorns O-oh… Um… I didn’t realize you w001d find that offensive… I’m sorry…

oh my god, babe, it vwas a joke. i vwas using human sarcasm. i dont find that offensivwe at all. its funny, in actuality.

Ha ha… Of course… Um… …I think I have bruises from earlier today… C001d you… Take a 100k?

bruises? um, yeah, i dont knowv howv, you vwould havwe gotten any, though.

W-what? You sh001d definitely know… I mean… Earlier… …Wait… Are you being sarcastic again?

no! im just thinking that, you knowv, your skin, there, vwould be fairly strong, so, I couldn't really cause any damage, no matter vwhat I do.