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one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

thank god we’ve all collectively forgotten about baldi’s basics, right? no one’s drawing the bald green guy sexy again, right?

hey alex

*I am fucking sweating* J-Jesus Christ… you— you don’t have to do this. You know that, right? Is this some kind of fucking.. sadistic prank, or something? It’s not funny— knock it off! I—I.. *gulps* Fuck… shit, okay.. uh.. *I tap the tops of the cups as if that would be any indicator of what’s under them* FUCK! Fine, okay, I choose the first one on the left, Jesus christ!

skyrim demastered argonian is the nicest looking videogame character of all time

there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class

thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker

College kids when the profs phone goes off in class

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard