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The most impressive communal shitpost Iâve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group
People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesnât even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.
cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you
male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips
thatâs why he got stabbed

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if I canât unsee this, so cant you
throwback to the time my classics professor asked âdoes anyone know who sappho is?â and i immediately replied âsheâs the OG lesbianâ and my professor yelled âEXACTLYâ and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

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man weâve been doing funerals all wrong over here
My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties theyâve ever seen: itâs what he wouldâve wanted
The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion
The best thing about this, is that our dude kicked off that they used his picture, the website turned round to Getty images, and was like âhey, some dude piped up, and isnât happy we used his photo, can you check his waiver was signed and everything?â
And so Getty checked up, and went back to them like âso the name of your guy doesnât match the name of our model.â
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, butâŚ
everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing
I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG
I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE
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No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.
You need something like this:
ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:
I clicked over (source) and saw these:
Serendipity and perfection.
I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music
I am morally obligated to reblog this post
does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?
yeah its by max raabe
Entertainer for my bat mitzvah reception: so what song to you want to play when you walk in?
Me:âŚ..
ratatouille went so hard and it didnât even have to
this is a kidâs movie about a rat who wants to be a chef and i feel like iâve just been flayed bald
Never forget this iconic speech

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Light Skin People: I don't have any privilege!
30 Light skin Privileges Light Skin Blacks Have
Having the ability to deny or not acknowledge that colorism exists.
Be recognized as a symbol of post racism.
It is assumed that you are race neutral when issues of race are raised.
Being standard of beauty in the Black and Latino community.
Being called Black based on the antebellum era one drop rule.
Being racially ambiguous.
People automatically assuming you are mixed and it is seen as a positive attribute.
It is automatically assumed that you are more intelligent than the darker members of your racial group.
Not being seen as angry unlike the darker members of your racial group.
Being considered less threatening by the Eurocentric mainstream based on the color of your skin.
People not making the assumption that you grew up poor unlike your dark skin counterparts.
Being allowed to recognize the variety of your racial/ethnic heritage without ridicule.
Within African American culture being called a âredboneâ is regarded as a compliment while being called âdarkskinâ is considered derogatory.
Having someone tell you that your light skin is better than dark skin.
Can color, dye, relax, or weave your hair without it being seen as an act of self-hate.
The assumption that your relaxed hair and chemically processed curls are your natural texture.
Not being told that, âYou are pretty for a dark skin girl.â
Your skin color being valued by some who purposely wants to erase their ethnicity and hates their own skin color.
Taking advantage of skin color privilege depending upon the situation. For example, applying for scholarships for African Americans and Latinos and later passing for other than a minority.
You have a better chance of landing a job than a darker person with the same credentials.
You have better opportunities for education and jobs prospects.
Because of your light skin your relatives may of have had access to Black sororities, fraternities, and other organizations that promoted intraracism.
Your images are reflected in all forms of the Black and Latino owned media.
People who look like you rarely portray the stereotypical maid, downtrodden, Sapphire, and dysfunctional Black women roles on television.
You always play the Black and Latino wife on television.
Being able to be biracial, multiracial, or light skin and still play a Black, Asian, Latino and White person on television when people of a darker hue cannot.
Not having people in entertainment making songs or comments disrespecting your skin color.
If you are light skin Latino you donât have to prove it.
If you are a light skin Latino it is automatically assumed that you speak Spanish.
You or your family have much more likely have immigrated to America leaving your darker skin counterparts behind.
Brown Paper Bag Test
J. Cole: I Might Not Be as Successful If I Had Dark Skin
us light skinned redbones look way better than them dark skinned girls
Study Claims People Remember Educated Black Men As Lighter-Skinned âYouâre Pretty for a Dark-Skinned Girlâ: The Continuing Significance of Skin Tone in âthe Black Communityâ We are all Black but you as a light skin person are benefiting from light skin privilege.
CNNâs Don Lemon: âAnchors of Color on Television Are Light-Skinnedâ
AfricaSpeaks.com â Dialogue on Colorism - Part 1
I can keep goingâŚ
Shit like this I despise
Iâm glad this post made it to my dash without any interjections
TALK ABOUT IT
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i donât know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they werenât real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen arenât real
really not liking what youâre implying buddy
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