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Mommys girlfriends often take great enjoyment in being tasked with delivering her girl pets maintenance spankings ... relishing the opportunity to exhibit the very different places they hold in the household hierarchy 💯🍅

If you:

-- are a student, 10 swats per grade below a B (or the equivalent in your country). Everyone in this house is above average. If you failed a course, make it 30.

-- needed reminded to do your chores this month, 10 strokes. You will be responsible one way or another.

-- cant see at least half of the floor in your bedroom because there are things covering it that ought be elsewhere, 10 strokes PLUS 10 more per hour until it is cleaned amd vacuumed. You'll not be lazing around like a slob this summer!

-- liked a post on this blog in the last month but didnt say hi, 1 swat per post. If you reblogged and said nothing, 3 swats per reblog.

-- overdrew a bank account, spent over your credit card limit or were late with any bills, 10 swats. Financial health is important.

-- stayed inside for 5 or more days this week for reasons other than physical health or poor weather, 15 swats. Go touch some grass!

-- got spanked because of anything on this list, 15 minutes naked and bare in the corner, hands atop your head. Think of how you should have behaved and how youre going to do better in June. These are the rules, and they are NOT open to argument.