veecoded 🍄

You ever notice how like…. Every girl is pretty

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

it makes me sad that the art of media criticism has been so thoroughly hijacked by people desperate to have a new lolcow that you have to put a million disclaimers about how you don’t want the creator to kill themselves when you critique their work

fat people should be allowed to kill over backhanded compliments. you agree

(guy who is probably liked voice) does anyone even like me

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him