I want sopita :(

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

OP are you okay

does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-

uh ladies is it gay to want a girl to lay her head in your lap so you can run your fingers through her hair?

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

A good friend is trying her best to sort shit out at this horribly tough time of year, if you could spread this about and give them a hand, it’d be so helpful!

Yeah basically