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dragons love having their tongues rubbed. really get in there and put your hands on her tongue. try not to blush as it curls around you. that’s right. you’re prey aren’t you? thank the dragon for not swallowing you right here and now. if you can’t be a meal, you can at least give her a drink. take your shirt off

size difference so absurd she needs a special piece of furniture so she can mount you without crushing you to death

it doesn’t matter if that alien weighs 100,000 pounds. let her frot with you using a cock longer than your body

Omg who wants to take my fat girl cock like this~? 🤭

Friendship where we talk about our kinks platonically and educationally until one of us snaps and decides to put the other’s noncon kink to the test~

god gives the most fuckable mutuals to the most faraway soldiers or whatever the saying is

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

please don't be scared to come into my dms or asks and threaten to rape me i will be touching myself

Frotting my big clit against a tdick is one of the best sensations in the world.

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

I hate to admit how much I enjoy that cross eyed, tongue out, drooling face that you see in a lot of hentai or girls emulating it... it's just something about how stupid and unnatural it looks that really gets me. Like that's a face you need to think to make. Which means you're thinking about how to look dumber for me. Which I adore as a concept.

Smoking on that little sister pack. Shit so loud it's got me looking around making sure mom isn't home. Shit so strong I can't stop myself from groping my little sis