Every Villian Is Lemons

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

What if Mike was short for Micycle

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

holy fucking shit

due to personal reasons i’ll be slippin’ into the lava and im tryna keep from goin’ under baby you turn the temperature hotter cuz i’m burnin’ up burnin’ up for you baby

their girl group choreography is amazing… how do i hire them 

Prison industrial complex must be crushed

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.