@ascnsion the deep slipped in with her private messages like a slippery eel, commenting on almost every one of her over-photoshoped photos on her '' official '' vought-approved instagram, tagging her in a ‘exaggeratedly heart-wretching’ animals videos ( save the sprats. hear their voice. hear their cries ) after his strenuous efforts ex-seven-member achieved what he wanted - the attention and interest ; hers and her entire marketing team, who sniffed out another opportunity to warm up her public image, a collaboration and campaign that would raise their approval points. their shared love of animals , united the king of the high seas and the ice princess in a heroic mission to save the whales - at least that was the marketing department-approved version. ‘’ HE, THE LORD OF THE SEAS, FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF OUR SEA-FRIENDS, RETURNING IN FULL GLORY FROM PUBLIC EXILE, AND SHE, THE ICE PRINCESS, QUEEN OF THE FAR NORTH, AMBASSADOR OF PETA - SPEAKING FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT SPEAK FOR THEMSELFS ! save the whales. coming to oceanland this fall! ‘‘ ; animal welfare and environmental activism - that's what's been selling lately. #beeco #govegan #saveearth #govought #bullshit #theydoesntcare. the whole marketing machine is slowly starting ; photo shoot, official conference and tacky & overpriced merch - " limited collector's edition " ; ( a pile of crap mass-produced in china. ) so she got a call from her agent. deep will be at the party. great. maybe they will chat a little, get to know each other a little to make the connection more .... organic. super-duper. супер-пупер. business and pleasure. PLEASURE. literally. herogasm. the fish king couldn't have chosen better. an annual event for the sexually depraved and always horny perverts. ready to shove their dicks into any hole they can fuck. ( russian whores, white as snow mountains of coke and liters of booze. ) so, off she went ; clothed body - for her own safety - nimbly squeezes between the sweat-soaked mass of limbs, may it be only sweat, may it be sweat and not other suspicious bodily fluids. ❝ hey hey, slow down tiger. your steed will not penetrate my ice crater ... hey buddy, who are you calling elsa? hands off dickhead, or i'll freeze your dick off... love sausage, рады видеть вас снова! hey, do you know where i can find the deep? ❞ oh yes, she knew what awaited her, but she did not expect what she would see.... in just a moment ... WHAT DOES SHE SEE? fiery dicks, icy penises. plastic fallus-shaped dildos. dicks dicks dicks everywhere. flying cocks? ❝ i know you love sea animals ... but i didn't know love your marine friends THAT much. ❞ сука блять! fuck ! at this point she regrets seeing it. fuck! she regrets having eyes. ( perhaps she will freeze out her own eyes? ) she needs bleach. or a lot of russian booze. fuck fuck ; fucking herogasm. she knew she was going to see a pile of fucked up shit, but this it was too much. ( fake-tanned buttocks & fish stick dick.) the deep in a '' loving embrace. ''... fucking a fucking octopus. she needs a lobotomy after that.