'IT IS LORD TO YOU!'

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

the thing about Ringo Starr is that it sounds like he's using a stage name but I know exactly enough about The British and their names to know that there's an okayish chance that it's real, and that if it's not his birth name then it's probably like. John Welpley Shuggs. and I'm about to go find out which it is.

was having a complaining competition with my friend about how even liberal environments don't seem to be able to process gay relationships when you're both pretty feminine and always default to thinking you're just friends and then she whips out "when me and [wife] checked into the honeymoon suite after our wedding reception, still in our white dresses, the hotel clerk went 'you know it's only one bed, right?'"

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little