"You're A Monster"

i think this 2-minute doodle of an exchange between me and my roommate when i found a pebble in the car cupholder is now my most circulated drawing

This is also what a lot of field archaeology is like

introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

her resolution was that if i meet a kid that has the same name as their sibling, then i can eat one of them. their parents won't be sad, because they have another kid with the same name right there. speaks to an uninformed but fascinating worldview

sees a character with a mask. oh my god (sexual intention)

that kid you bullied? he does free yaoi art for kids in poverty.

shoutout to the asexuals that are tired of explaining why they like vore despite it being considered a fetish