Anthropocentric Bag of Dicks

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP.

This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.

I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ - Mark Mothersbaugh

> me trying to flirt

Postin it b4 i head off to bed bc im dyin, but another kaidan done :-))

Pouncer! (via monavits)

Not in English but hope it will help???????

Mermay 2018 by Mingchen Shen

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She’s a goddamn hero! 😢

Slope Point On the very southernmost tip of New Zealand’s South Island the barren cliffs overlooking the Southern Ocean are exposed to the savage winds, as are the rugged trees that cling atop them. They were planted by farmers to shield their flocks of sheep from the regular gale (known as the Roaring Forties, named by sailors after the latitude band in which they flow), and as you can see the trees grew into a wind shaped wave (in a similar process to ocean waves but at a very different timescale). The rocks forming the cliffs that the trees cling to are Jurassic land sediments, and fossils of a 180 million year old forest composed of tree ferns, cycads and trees resembling the current Kauri has been unearthed at Curio Bay nearby, also host to penguins and dolphins. Loz Image credit: !: Kerry Wolfe 2: Ben 3: Travel NZ CC license 4: Seth Mazow https://bit.ly/2Eu1CdM https://bit.ly/2uX6jgr https://bit.ly/2EuPoRS

america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.

the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america. 

american wizard: six beers

Six Gazillion American Wizarding Communities And Their Muggle Friends: “OK I’mma cast Engorgio on my tires and invent Monster Trucking, hold my beer.”