"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

how to keep going for beginners

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

His mom was named shmee, he was owned by a dude named watto and worked for a guy named sheev. Had no fucking chance

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

but why isnt kingdom come deliverance enabling toxic yaoi between player character henry of skalitz and real life historical figure king sigismund of luxembourg

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

“ten years ago” and it’s 2016 oh ill throw up

i love villains. redeemable or irredeemable. don't care. putting them in my mouth.