notice how everyones 30 now

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

how to keep going for beginners

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

His mom was named shmee, he was owned by a dude named watto and worked for a guy named sheev. Had no fucking chance

having a tumblr blog is like being the curator of my own personal museum of mental breakdowns and special interests