Vomb

Our assholes will be clean but we must never wash our hands. Our immune systems will be strengthened by our being dirty. Not filthy. Just mildly grimy. Filthy fingernails have always been a favorite fashion accessory of mine. Especially when you place your hands in the prayer positions. Matter of fact, I urge all my followers to forgo nail polish permanently and replace it with expertly applied soot. The nonexistent gods above will ignore our prayers better this way.

And the sphincter is the place where people hide the most, because it’s the part of your body that you can’t see. (laughing) So I’m a specialist in the asshole, essentially. And when you say that somebody’s an uptight asshole, I mean that’s literally probably true...So I built my healer career with my expertise on the asshole.

I love black holes.

Time ripples and melts along [my world tub]e, sensual interactions between one tube and another are always melting and dripping rather than being rigid and uniform

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you