Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

My childhood is confused 

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

Storu

If your straight guy friend says that he supports gays, tell him that you thought he was gay when you first met him. See how fast he gets upset and insecure & starts asking you why you thought that.

My gay guy friend tried this to our straight friend and the response he got was “thought? More like hoped” and then he winked. That’s a real ally right there. 

He really just scalped your poor gay friend on the spot didn’t he lmfao

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves when we think?

I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.

im 21 and grew up with vhs and cds. literally you’d have to be under 18 to not know about them.

And even then, most kids under 18 know what they are because they typically had a VCR kickin around to watch disney or old movies on.

What did the dry erase marker say to the blackboard? Nothing! Dry erase markers don’t chalk.