A quick insight into German (Millennial) meme culture (inspired by the blast to the past this uquiz gave me):
Bernd das Brot (a depressed bread puppet, originating from a childrenâs parody on advertising shows, later getting his own show)
The Bielefeld conspiracy: Bielefeld is a city in western Germany with about 300,000 inhabitants; there is also a running gag that Bielefeld doesnât actually exist. The origin of that joke seems to be extremely random, there isnât really a big story behind it.Â
Germans like to argue about name and gender of their food. Ask a group of German people what they call the inside of an apple, or what gendered article to use for Nutella, and watch them yell at each other for half an hour.
The song from the Superperforator commercial (from a parody on Western movies that gets way more credit for being LGBT rep than it deserves (the songâs a bop tho))
Gays in Space (a parody on Sci-Fi movies that gets way more credit for being LGBT rep than it deserves)
A coke commercial with the keeper of Germanyâs national football team lead to the âmaybe itâs not [âŚ], maybe itâs Manuel Neuerâ meme
This super weird opening to a porn which I am going to translate real quick:
âThis is the fuse box we always have problems with, can you look at it?â
âWith pleasure, but why is there straw lying around?â
âAnd why are you wearing a mask?â
âMmmh⌠give me a blowjob then.â
Bravo, the biggest German youth magazine, is infamous (amongst other things) for cheesy photo love stories, failing gloriously at using authentic German youth slang. This panel is the origin of âalles bäm?â (âall bam?â), a greeting nobody ever used before, but for a while everyone used it ironically after that.
Once a year every school in Germany holds a sports competition called âBundesjugendspieleâ (Federal Youth Games). Participation is mandatory. It literally serves no purpose. Youâre not even competing against other schools. Based on your score you either get a âParticipation Certificateâ (âyou participated but youâre also a loserâ), a âWinnerâs Certificateâ (you participated and didnât win shit, but we want to make you feel better about yourselfâ), or a âHonors Certificateâ (âyou can now brag about how good you are at sportsâ). Everyone hates it. Ask a German about Bundesjugendspiele and see their eyes go blank from hot fury and/or unprocessed childhood trauma.