Fit & Strong - It's A Lifestyle

Me: never enough sports bras

Me: why is the oatmeal gone

Gym bros: bicep curls bicep curls

Body: hmmm let's see what part of me will be excruciatingly sore today

Everyone else: will this make me gain weight on my inner thighs

Me: i have to pee

Doing laundry: 20% regular clothes, 80% spandex

Everyone else: fruit is unhealthy because sugar

Me: do you even lift

Me: YOU CAN'T SPOT REDUCE *head explodes*

Gym bros: bicep curls in the squat rack

Brain: it's 4am, perfect time for a run

Legs: lol nope, have some shin splints

Traveling: junk food err'where

Me: there's like no protein in this

Me: lowfat faux butter-like spread? just give me the butter ok

Out with friends: is there a bathroom here

Me: calorie shmalorie

Me: my butt is too round for these fucking jeans

Me: *eternal existence of yoga pants, compression tops and running shoes*

Teacher: you have to study more so you can get a better grade

Me: Yea...studying, I'll get right on that.

Me: low fat dairy products? FAT IS ONE OF THE MAIN PURPOSES of DAIRY!

Me: No problems finding athletic fit shirts.

Me: Forever never finding athletic fit PANTS

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