that's rough buddy

I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?

For everyone whos telling me that Jay walking is illegal i hate to break it to you but some people live in a country that is not the United States.

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

perfection

who wants to see my favorite statue

all i want is to live in a high fantasy world where my life takes a turn for the better when i meet a few strangers in a tavern who will soon become my found family and we go on increasingly wonderful and magical adventures until we eventually save the world before retiring to a little cottage in the woods where we share a laugh by the fire every night. is that too much to ask

for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!

it's funny people portray tumblr as this like easily offended sjw site when it arguably has the least censorship of most major social media sites insofar being offensive goes. you can literally talk about killing high ranking politicians and it's fine. on tiktok one of my videos was put under review because it had the word "die" in it. it wasn't even a threat or anything, just "stuff like this makes me want to die", lmao.

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

sometimes we’ll feel sad or anxious without fully understanding why, and that’s okay. it just means you should take extra care of yourself and let yourself feel. emotions can be messy and confusing, so it’s important to be kind and not guilt yourself over them.

The neurodivergent urge to hyperfixate so much on something that when you look up content for it you start shaking like a small wet dog.

OH MY GOD

lego star wars is AMAZING

you know a movie is going to FUCK when its 4pm on a thursday and it just you and four 70 year old women in the theatre