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rips open my "I 💖 MY WIFE" shirt to reveal a second identical "I 💖 MY WIFE"" shirt underneath

i like a character who follows all of the rules their whole life and then ends up with big fucking nothing except their own self righteous #coping because the rules arent actually good for them or for anybody else

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

Reblog and put in the tags what you think of as “your” emoji(s)

your cat was an honor to see in the window