i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

assigned child by medication cap

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

pour one out for eddie diaz, a man who will someday try to ask his best friend out on a date only to realize he's already used up all of his best moves on what he thought were bro hangouts

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

earlier I was considering weighing in on some discourse but instead I put 3 blankets on and went “mmm blankets” and fell asleep