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sorry i failed facial recognition in the mirror 3 times and got locked out of my brain for 24 hrs

​Kinsey scale for whether you’re more cloth or wire

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

I could really do with a reward or incentive

ok i'll say it. i'm not aimless at all. i actually have several ideas.

'scroll back up that's a painting' pisses me off so much tbh you value technical skill over artistic vision and you don't consider photography an art form you lack the aesthetic sense to appreciate images and you value photorealism over stylization

Serial killer getting increasingly frustrated that the cops think he's targeting victims who met their spouse on a dating app instead of using their names to spell out a Satanic acrostic in Aramaic. Like half of couples meet on the apps now, come on man

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

You're not allowed to watch morally questionable movies because you're prone to evil and it can corrupt you. Whereas I'm allowed to watch morally questionable movies because I'm such a good person that the movies are actually redeemed by my consumption of them. If I write a favorable letterboxd review the rehabilitative effect is even stronger. But you are still not allowed to watch them in that case. Ok?

The knife is an innovation to kill the doomed guy faster.

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not okay to take a break, it's not okay to make bad art, pick up a shovel, burn that two-days-per-sleep oil, and help us dig this great sideways hole to the planet you can only reach by digging into space

[warm but audibly stressed voice] you are digging the wrong way. you are going to dig the hole in an incorrect direction and it will kill everything