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@zooophagous

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

i want to be clear this is all sexual roleplay. i don't actually think its ethical for dogs to exist

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

what if our ocs were friends. is that okay . u can kill me if not