#extradirty
izzy's playlists!
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tumblr dot com
d e v o n
blake kathryn
Origami Around
Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
JVL
JBB: An Artblog!
seen from Ukraine
seen from Sweden
seen from Armenia
seen from France
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from Netherlands
@voidcladfox
I've been thinking about making an audio lately. So I thought why not let some other people choose.
What audio should kait read?
lore from her book
fandom things (tell me which one)
normal rp asmr
spicy 4th option
spicy 5th option (but fandom based)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled
Well. It's the Fourth Of July. Again.
For those of you who aren't familiar, I live in an exceptionally flammable part of the United States, and despite the fact that every goddamn year multiple parts of my state catch fire, destroy homes and kill people, the local assholes insist on getting drunk and setting fire to a bunch of illegal explosives anyway. In 2023, God granted me a Miracle that prevented my house from burning down.
Last year, I had to resort to Psychological and Chemical Warfare to keep the patriotic arsonists at bay.
This year is apparently An Important Birthday for the clusterfuck we have the nerve to call a nation, so despite the fact there is so much smoke in the air that the sun has literally been blood red for the last week, the pyrotechnic fetishists are out in force.
Last year, I hit upon the concept that if my neighbors were going to act like problem animals, it would make sense to use the management techniques on them that you might use on say, a Bear that was doing serious property damage. Thusly, I created The Stench, a nontoxic but FOUL smelling concoction that I could discretely spray around the flammable gatherings and render the area extremely uncomfortable to occupy for the rest of the night, forcing them to give up or move on.
If this seems harsh: There is no story from 2024 because a grass fire was started by fireworks less than 12 miles from me and the high winds put me in the evacuation zone in under an hour. Over fifty people lost their homes. Errant fireworks burning my house down is a very real possibility, and I pay the price in anxiety and insurance premiums.
The Stench is noxious but harmless, and also very effective at building a buffer zone around my home. But sneaking up to parties on foot in this heat is both exhausting and nerve-wracking. There have to be more effective ways to do this
-And there is! It involves Weeds and Business Cards :)
give that tgirl hugs until she isn't afraid of touch, btw
Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god
Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
customers the same in all universes
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
kneeling trying to worship this tgirl who achieved apotheosis but she keeps asking me if shes annoying even though her radiant golden eyes can pierce through to the very depths of my soul. id hug her but im afraid her halo would burn me if i touched it
me and my mutuals
Had to draw this for the PlayStation news
Me looking at everyone pointing out the incorrect skin tones (my colorblind ass thought I'd be okay without a pallette ref this time (this is a blunder entirely of my own making))
u see me join ur friend discord server and i start making friends with ur friends and they all start using a black heart instead of whatever they used b4 when i make friends with them and u notice this and it keeps happening doesnt stop
do u like what ive done ?
What's the significance of a black heart?
''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''
Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Everyone's Friend
Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.
Its surprisingly tasty????
Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.
-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)
-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt
-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint
-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.
I have been reminded of:
-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.
I have now been informed of
-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.
"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."
-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-
"... ah."
any girls who are into older women with horrid dead sharks eyes. iris like motor oil settling in the crack of asphalt and undistinguishable from pupil. cold unyielding colorless depths that yearn to swallow every last shred of light until it withers--dead and still?
Mayhaps
I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!
let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝
if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.
My mum has to drive over the Millau viaduct every time she visits me, and the other day I was in the car with her and said we should stop to take a picture, and she said, Must we. And I said, Come on! it’s the tallest bridge in the world. And she just wouldn’t believe me. It’s too familiar to be special… She was like, surely the tallest bridge in the world would be somewhere else. Not between my house and yours.
