as no unclean thing would dare to walk in

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

Getting a thumbs down at highway speeds is far more emotionally devastating than a middle finger tbh

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

cock reveal in 12,000 years

11,999 years

11,998 years

did anyone else hear a single, angelic note

pull up his shirt play with his

you get it sid

sid where did you get this

this looks like a salvaged family photo after a house fire

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining