Plant mum

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

someone should’ve introduced data to crochet. i think that would’ve been good for him.

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how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

my Among Us strategy is to get murdered as quickly as possible. i prefer to be a ghost bc it makes doing my tasks easier. i find it so annoying when my crewmates interrupt me for pointless meetings like ‘oh shit there’s a dead body in the reactor.’ sasuke1 i don’t care i have data to upload

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

the calming sounds of rain (BASS BOOSTED)

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

imprisoned for small crimes

small crimes and misdeamours

@intobarbarians