voice in your head

tbh I really like my generation because I feel like we have a “we deserve more than we’re getting” mentality and I feel like older generations are like “you can’t always be happy” and “you can’t always do what you want” and ours is taking a dramatic step and being like “why not??” and being the first to really question a society where its citizens dreams and happiness are expected to take a backseat to things like capitalism idk

i want to be like reverse pregnant i’ll suck people up and use their nutrients to nourish my own failing life

Wouldn’t that just make you a vampire?

if a vampire ever sucks me up their vagina in the name of anti-pregnancy then i welcome my fate with open arms

read American Gods by Neil Gaiman if you haven't already, there's a god who works as a prostitute and this is basically what she lives on

My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

“Billy needs therapy”

I literally started crying

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

Perfect

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

“leave me alone”

“don’t touch me”

I am Groot

I fucking love Terry Crews.

He’s been so outspoken about toxic masculinity and it just gives me so much hope

FYI not once does he call this a man bag, murse, man-purse or any of that bullshit gendered language that tries to separate himself from a woman’s gendered item. @teamcoco way to dismantle the entire narrative in one hyphenated word.

This is why I love Terry Crews

Right!

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

Anonymously tell me your thoughts and opinions of me and I can't reply. I can only publish them

do this

@vickiannecrane

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YOUR HOBBY IS MAKING PBBBTTHT NOISES WHEN SNAKES DO THE TONGUE THING. IT IS A GOOD HOBBY.

This shit is no joke.

All of these are extremely important.

Adding: 6. Have I communicated too much? Am I overstimulated? Do I need some quiet time? Go stare at a blank wall in utter silence for a bit.

I try to go through this kind of checklist whenever I feel funky. It really helps.

what the fuck is the moral of the three little pigs, anyhow. people without access to the best materials are going to die? familial bonds mean nothing in the face of an impending crisis? wolves are dicks and pigs are stupid? i have no fucking clue

Snowflakes are ridiculous!

I’ll think of this Saturday when there’s two feet of this shit on my car

somebody needs to make a colouring book of these