your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf

oh no! by marina is actually rhe best song ever made like i feel like im the worst so i always act like im the best if you are not very careful your possessions will possess you tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal SLAYED

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

[image description: homer simpson with his forehead against his bathroom mirror, looking exhausted. end image description.]

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

Yooo if you impulsively cut or dye your hair or get piercings and tattoos or buy expensive shit during stressful times its prob because you feel like you lack control over your life and are attempting to reaffirm that you have power so if you’re worried about impulsively making big decisions and fucking things up for yourself u can try goofing with temporary tattoos, stickers, rearranging furniture, washable markers, doing crazy makeup, saving pictures of all the shit u wanna buy, designing a Sims house, etc and that might achieve the same effect

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

free him

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

Can haz snackytreat

you're absolutely correct it was

I fucking love this post so much

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

op here. i want a lobotomy

bro shutup im making up scenarios in my head that will never happen

is this about anxiety or romance

both my guy

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

i think we should all take notes from cats and just lie in a warm patch of sunlight for a little while

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome