mere whims when a real desire walks in

i blog from the catacombs

*flashbacks* of when we used to go to garden state hotel all the time @voetsak

the golden days <3 @bonevie

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

t-shirt that reads "i'd rather be getting psychosexually tormented right now"

this fucking sucks i'm going to [remembers suicide jokes aren't healthy] find a rock in a riverbed and spend a month carefully grinding it into a perfect cube