i wanna go home

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

kinkshame the real world

chances are that if i think you’re cute i won’t be able to hold a conversation with you

*gives someone so much space that i never speak to them again*

@dolaptakalansoncikolata

I am insecure and sensitive and I ruin everything I love

accurate as fuck

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism

me: im an atheist me: *sees a spider crawl across the ceiling* me: our father in heaven hallowed be your name your kingdom come your will be done on earth as it is in heaven give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our debts as we also have forgiven our debtors and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil amen

Me: “do you even have a degree”