crude, rude, and a lil bit lewd

you are just like computer file i delete you

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Zim peeping on him badly disguised as a tree with GIR in a squirrel suit is what really makes this.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

Acclaimed author John Green

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Happy Pride to this guy

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.