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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
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Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)
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Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals
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this will get to the right people
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oh shit we got december tomorrow…
you're lying
WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW
source: unknown
quit your job
join my band of mercenaries
How's the dental?
you can have all the teeth you can carry
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
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When I’m scrolling through a blog and see they reblogged one of my posts
fan: what made you change your mind about getting tattoos
louis:
louis: i don’t know
is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me
Louis wears THIS shirt after liking a post about how Harry looks at him??
You can’t make this shit up…
hang this in the louvre
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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.
me when im a flea
what makes it funnier is that what is considered to be one of the most erotic pieces of english literature is (the king of softcore renaissance erotica) john donne's most famous poem the flea which is also about a flea on a woman...
